Oh......Oprah.

Oh gosh, I don't even know where to start on this one.

First, Becca and Josh, if you're reading this, you might want to stop, because it might weird you out.

So today, Oprah had a follow up show on this kid who "used to be" a girl, and "transitioned" to being a boy when he/she was fifteen. So this kid, Jake--formerly Julia--started taking hormone shots when he/she was fifteen to become more manly and then had a mastectomy so he/she could start dating girls. Jake thought of himself as a "man" not a lesbian he said. Okay, but THEN Jake decides that he likes dating GUYS instead! (But really, who could have seen this coming...it's not like he was ever a--oh what-do-you-call-it?--GIRL or anything!) So he is now dating a gay MAN...even though he has...female parts still. So Oprah asked Jake if his gay "partner" minded that he had female parts, because she was under the impression that gay men prefer male parts. And responded that his partner just considered that an "added benefit!" Well, that puts to rest any doubt we might have had. It seems that, honestly, all men prefer vaginas. And why wouldn't they? It just fits. Ha...ha....

So for a recap, Jake starts as Julia, a girl....decides she's really a boy...becomes Jake, the boy-with-female-nether-regions...decides he wants to date girls...decides he wants to date guys...and then starts dating a guy...who is, after all, quite happy with the female part of Jake.

Maybe, in the end, this is just a complicated way of doing what all of us women have thought about doing or have tried to do once or twice, and that is to turn a gay man straight. I mean, I've thought about doing it (that is, turning him straight) with Neil Patrick Harris. He's adorable! Why does he have to be gay? But Jake should have thought twice before actually REMOVING his/her boobs. I mean, if his/her partner likes a vagina, he should try boobs--I bet he'd like them too....